I also wanna point out no jealous ppl tried to mess w/their love. I wish more ppl were like that. Let ppl be happy & stop trying to break em up!

Why do movies always gotta set up for a sequel? I mean I'll watch it but I'm justsaying lol Beastly done what a great movie!

I thought for sho Lindy was gonna dump Kyle once he was pretty again.. Beastly

Yay Beastly finally worked! W00t so happy I can finally watch it. Gonna do that then shower then sleep. Gotta work in the morn :(

Is it just me or does mint chocolate chip gum sound gross as hell? :(

<3 TrueBlood

I think if a black kid wants to call his teacher a nigga than that teacher can call him a nigga back!

Let me innnnnnnnnnnn! Lol

I'm totally watching Jersey Shore and they're talking about smushing... Shhh don't tell on me...

Act like you're queen bee and this bee will show you your place...

Ok. The time is now...

Haters only make me greater...

Tonight tonight is going to be interesting. Can't wait til after the show :)

I could only wish to still live with my parents and have no job and a cerfew like Jenny Renaud!

Women named Jenny Renaud are huge crazy whore liars fyi (dear family sorry for the language)

And one mo

Me today :)

At Le Boi.. that's Steph's toe lol

Yay MIR won with 204 points against CR with their puny 103 :)

MIR 194 vs. CR 86

MIR 135 vs CR 64 w00t w00t

Dear women with your drama. Keep it to yourself! I don't need it. I'm grown.

Derby bout pics pt.8

Derby bout pics pt.7

Derby bout pis pt.6

More pics from derby bout pt.5

More derby bout pics pt.4

More of the bout pt.2

Pics of the bout pt.3

Some of the bout pt.1

Gonna be watching MIR use their mad ninja derby skillz to skate all over CR in a little over an hour. I'll be there yelling and taking pics!

Gets annoyed when I reply to someone's status update & then 50 other ppl reply w/mindless drivel & my fb has to notify me each time :(

Time for a little nap. Hope lifetime in the background doesn't give me nightmares.

W00t can't wait to see the derby bout tonight. Rooting for MIR as usual I hope to see them smash the crap out of CR :)

Everytime my phone chimes I hope its you, when its not it makes me sad :(

Hopefully this day goes better than yesterday. I don't want any more of those kind of days :/

What night would be complete w/o being alone & crying myself to sleep? Definitely not this one.

While you're faking it to make it I'll be taking a nap...

Zombies in this episode of House? I think this is the best episode ever :) USA

Yay. At home with my two blizzards. Gonna eat em both! Then I'm thinking its wine:30 :) yes yes :)

People are leeches. Waiting for the perfect opportunity to swoop in and help make stuff worse. Those people aren't true friends!

Dear obese women who shoved past me in the elevator and thus cut ahead of me when I was first. I hate you and hope your ovaries fall out.

Hm I didn't want to go to Broadlawns but they give a 20% discount on co-pay so yay saved 5$

Going to have a GREAT weekend I can tell! What's everyone who's anyone doing?

Pretty sad my ex has tried to talk to me more in the past day than my boyfriend :(

Ugh too early. Want to go back to sleep but even more upset now :(

On a positive note. I just found my "M" necklace :)

Ugh!

Loves it when someone can't text you back in almost 4 hours but can post an update on fb! Seriously going on a weekend rant starting now.

Well f*** u.. u know who u are.. pissy & going to bed for the night. Seriously contemplating things. When I say there's one thing I really don't like, u don't do that one thing!

Dislike!

So I never want to ride a bike again. I hate the 3g on my phone right now. And I wish death on video games. End rants.

Talk about a sense of deja vu right now. Seriously making me wonder...

Ugh so annoyed

Ragbrai 2011 pics 2

Ragbrai 2011 pics

I think I'm going to bed. Not tired but getting up at 5am tomorrow to bike in Ragbrai for work. Wish me luck!

Why do gay guys love fat chicks so much more than black guys. It just doesn't make sense! Lol

Bleh :(

Bathroom at Mickey Finns..

Bathroom in Blue Moon ;)

I know not of unimportant trivia lol

Bored until...

Oh what a tangled web others try and weave for me...

Goodnight peeples :) gotta be up by 7:30am to go to latino diversity training. Yay for not actually working.

I effing hate the peanut butter jelly song. Probably the only thing I hate about Family Guy. adultswim cartoonnetwork

Never underestimate the stupidity of stupid people.

Yay I found the receipt for June showing I don't actually owe back rent. Stupid roommate :) yay me

Jealousy is ugly. That's why the majority of the jealous women I run in to are single. No one wants to date that.

Don't settle just because you think you can't do any better. Its not fair to the other person, who would probably do better if you weren't settling for them.

I don't want to be awake right now :( but woke up with itchy welts all over the back of my right hand. Yay for anti itch cream but wtf is going on :(

Goodnight peeps. Phone pissing me off. Pillow looks inviting :)

I worry about some of my friends sometimes. I guess its not my business but I can't help but care about them.. unfortunately..

Meh I wish Ryan were here to cuddle with me :(

So I ate a plate of bacon as a late dinner. What of it!?

Showers are my favorite part of the day :)

Ladies water broke during the meeting tonight and all anyone could do was ask if she was ok lol good thing I was there to delegate tasks...

Blah blah blah

I am thankful for all the people who are in my life. And also thankful for all the people who chose not to be in my life. Thank you for making room for those who actually matter :)

Dear person who called me at 8am. Eff off!

Bored. Watching Spiderman :) wishing my cuddle buddy didn't work the weekends...

So fresh and clean clean now :) asper cream an icy hot all over my ouchy wrists so its smelling fine in here lol

Shower time. And time to take ibuprofen and put old ppl cream on my wrist. It hurts so bad :( *sniffs

Oscar and his roommate again

Oscar and his roommate

Me and Oscar yesterday

Me and Oscar again

Ew :(

I can tell this is going to be one of the most exciting weekends evar! Not. I'm so grateful I have such exciting friends who invite me out. Not. Lol

Boo why did I get woken up again? For nothing. Oh yea.

Nap time with the Nibbs

The sweet sweet socks I got from the bowling alley

Whoever told me this house was cleaner than the other house is a liar!

Omg omg omg I'm in heaven! Zombie peanuts! Dude!

She can almost taste her squeeky toy :)

The Nibbs is cheesin too

Wore this out to be funny. Had a big butch lesbian eyeing me so I think I'll retire this shirt.

Ooh ooh

I love it when my roommate tells me to do something that she herself doesn't even do. Hello surrogate mother!

The difference between pooping and exes is that pooping serves a purpose.

Exes :( like pooping.. they always happen at the most inopportune times..

Ugh if its not one thing its another :(

G'nite peoples I sleep now

Just saw the preview fo final destination 5 again. Seriously that looks like a pice of garbage ooh american dad is on yay I <3 cartoon network

Doritos and hohos for dinner? Don't mind if I do :)

I won tix to the Funny Bone to see Collin Moulton at 7:30pm on Weds tix would have to be picked up by 6:45pm if you're interested I have ONE left :)

Just saw an asian boy dig for gold in his nose. Find some. Check it out. Contemplate flicking it in the pool. Then eat it. Then went for seconds :( yum yum

Most annoying teenager ever is at the Ames Aquatics Center. She keeps yapping and yapping :(

I won tix to the Funny Bone to see Collin Moulton at 7:30pm on Weds tix would have to be picked up by 6:45pm if you're interested I have 4 left :)

Goodnight peoples. Since I went to bed at 6am got up at 10am and been up ever since I'm a tired lady.

I won tix to the Funny Bone to see Collin Moulton at 7:30pm tix would have to be picked up by 6:45pm if you're interested I have 5 left :)

I can't wait to eat this food later. I'm friggin hungry now. I took pics during the process so far and I'll upload them later :) hopefully my attempt at swapping ingredients wasn't a fail

Annoyed w/ "friends" who haven't even attempted to make time to hang out in months. Going to clear those obvious non-friends out of my life (aka fb & phone) real soon!

I don't appreciate other people that live an hour away being exempt from meetings when I'm required to go. Oh well, I'm still not going. I'd rather see Ryan :)

Don't tell me I have the effing day off then try to demand I go to the all staff meeting when it's over something I already friggin know! A day off is a day off. When I say I'm no going to the meeting that's what I mean.

Omg I need to stop watching infomercials! I want this top styler. These ceramic seashell things look friggin awesome.

Childrens Hospital is such a waste of a show. Family Guy should totally be on right now instead!

God I hate infomercials. They make me want to buy all the stuff. Except for the ones that Katy Perry endorses.. nope I won't buy that crap!

I really think someone should throw a mustache party and invite me to it! I really want to go to one...

Hellz yea Super Jail is on. Cartoon Network. Adult Swim. Too bad I've already seen this one :(

Shower time! Gonna try this new Nexxus junk for my hair. It was expensive so that means its good right? Lol

Arlene's baby is possessed! And uses poor grammar geez!

Blech the YC or whoever singing "Racks" talk about how rich they are while videoing their busted ass baby momma and ghetto apartment. Tsk

TrueBlood really needs to stop deviating from what the book says. Damn you Charlaine Harris for being such a sell out :(

Pretty sad when a teacher gets all the questions wrong lol repo games

You make me :D

I don't feel bad for people who get their vehicles reposessed. They should pay their damn bill. (I'm watching repo games)

Hmmmmm

So my friend just spills beer on herself then flicks it on me then I complain then she tells me to stop being a whore and hands me a pile of napkins lol.

Plotting out my halloween costume!

Hehe train wreck

So MIR beat Outlaws by 100 in the first group. And the second group they lost by 3 :( doesn't say much for the Outlaws to barely beat the MIR noobs

Uh oh. A big hit and an injury for one of the MIR gals :( looks like somethings broken

MIR just won both first rounds against Outlaws. Now another lame 10 minute break and then off to the second rounds :)

How many times is this asshole going to walk in front of me and step over me before saying excuse me? So far the count is about 12.

121 MIR to 32 Outlaws and its half time ;) hello 10 minute break of lameness.

Shit MIR is murdering them I don't think Outlaws know they're even playing...

82 MIR 22 Outlaws

MIR 38 Outlaws 8 :)

Fat chick down. Fat chick down. Already an injury from one of the chunky dunks on the opposing team. Weak ankles lol.

Just heard "throw some dirt on it you'll be aiight" at the derby bout hehe

Hehe I crack myself up sometimes :D

Home home on the range. Where the kitties and puppies will play...

Derby tonight!

504 is dead

Most disgusting bathroom at Principal Park stadium...

dislikes having feelings

Well I think your face is a stupid law! (American Dad. Cartoon Network. Adult Swim)

Plotting

Hmm

I like this shirt with these capris

A new top I got on my way to Burlington at the beginning of the month...

Decided to change to white pants instead. Today.

Another of me today

Me today. Getting ready to go out w/ Ryan

After this I'll be a CPR pro. 5th time's the charm :)

Its not nice to like all my statuses... including the crappy ones :(

Ps I hear itunes is having issues with accounts getting hacked and/or unauthorized apps being purchased. I advise everyone with an itunes account check it. Leave it to apple :(

Bitching does not equal drama. It equals bitching. Goodnight people. Sorry about the language ;)

Now that I'm done with childish drivel I shall sleep :) I have CPR tomorrow.

If YOU introduce me to someone I'm sorry but it is YOUR fault that I know them. Without you introducing us we would never know each other. Stating a FACT!

Cuddles fabric softener. When your clothes have to be huggably rapeably soft (lol adult swim)

Roller Derby or Passion Party Saturday .. which should I go to? Lol

Family Guy on Cartoon Network. Yay adult swim :)

American Dad on Cartoon Network :) yay adult swim

Why do people think they should introduce me to d-bag wannabes that are only going to try and belittle me? Seriously. Get better friends to introduce me to!

Anyone going to the derby bout at 6:30 pm on Saturday? Tix 10 ahead of time of 13 at the door :)

Yay for King of the Hill on Cartoon Network :)

People that are unreasonably happy annoy me. Is that normal?

Now what to do with the rest of my day... hmmm... boredness :(

TrueBlood ep. 3 = greatness :)

Trueblood :) yayyyyy thanks Steph!

Got one thing done today :) since some jealous crazy woman is saying I have stds I'm getting checked. So if & when I see her next I can punch her in the face while I wave my negative results at her ;) lol

So glad I don't work today. Hoping the 3rd episode of trueblood is awesome like ppl say.

I need cheering up :(

Annoyed today and glad I have tomorrow off.

Hmmm

Yay for time off woot :)

Had a good day at work. Biked for about an hour. Got time off requests approved too :)

So sprint is having network issues so my texts aren't sending now :(

It's too early :(

Good night internetz. I will see you again tomorrow :)

I love the fact that when other people don't work with me as a team or are incompetent I'm the one that gets bitched at!

Too beautiful a day for me to be inside working :( Good thing I love my job...

Dear Sprint 3g stop being a douche and let me send my pics already!

Dear Sprint 3g stop being a douche and let me send my pics already!

What a great day at work and finished my evening off with talking to my favoritest person :D

Ryan trying to kill me with his disgusting feet!

<3 and :D

Boo

Ryan the pimp

Beer pong :)

Yep!

Floor!

Ryan and the Nibbs yesterday...

Me yesterday 7/7

This was a good sculpture becoz I could stand in it and make silly faces ;)

Ryan said he saw inappropriate words in there ....

From the Sculpture Garden yesterday :)

Heading to Steph's to clean her pif sty for some gas money :)

Goodnight :)

So glad I get to hang out with Ryan and have some Chinese food. I'm sure one or the other will cheer me up :)

I think it's wine-30 pm :)

If anyone would like to donate 5$ to the "ensure Miranda gets to work thru the 15th" fund... lemme know

Well I will hope things work out and I'm able to prevail :) I have faith.

FML :(

I hate puppies. Why did I buy that puzzle. Get out of that tea cup puppy, its for tea! americandad

Went through my phone and deleted about 30 numbers of ppl who don't respond or whom I don't care to talk to. Bring on more apps!

Sometimes I wonder about people. And sometimes people wonder about me.

Thinking about going to bed soonish...

Tired :( wanting my cuddle buddy dammit

It's too early for this. But I'm up!

Goodnight world. Until tomorrow :) a good end to a good day

Suspended/Deleted my "dating" profiles. It's kind of a big deal I've never done that before. Hope I don't regret it.

Yay. Home early :)

Goodnight peeps

"Enter the Void" lame weird pointless movie. Waste of $1

Did some updating of things :) I feel pretty good about it too.

Had so much fun with my bff Mikey I think I wanna do it again my next weekend off :)

So glad to be back in my 82 degree home. Not.

Breaking the law ;) lol

I work July 4th contrary to popular belief.

Some friendships aren't worth maintaining

Sick those are more morman flies

Lord of the motha effing mormon flies. Sick!

I have to pee....

Agiannnnn

Me and Mikey and the maraca haha

Mikey

For every ten pounds over weight you are you lose a quarter of an inch of the peeness

Gonna watch True Blood episode 2 of the new season now. Efff yeahz!

Ru Paul's Drag Race season 3 marathon with the Mikey lol

So young so angry so gay

Headed to the Burlington area... right meow!

What is up with guys randomly sending me pics of their junk!? I mean in the middle of regular convo no less! Seriously who raised these perverts? Uck!

It's early...