Monday, February 28, 2011

Syfy has my vampire fix :)
Got approached by perfume sales people outside. All I could think was "ahh they're gonna make me pass out so they can rob me"
40 minutes on the bike and 208 calories burned :)

Sunday, February 27, 2011

People shouldn't make me wait. I'm not patient and I shouldn't have to wait. That's not how it works.
Thank you fucking phone for deleting ALL of my text messages. You're the best. I can't wait to replace your lame ass with a new phone.
Dear caffeine withdrawl headache.. GO AWAY before I keel you.. thanks :)
P.S. regarding me saying ppl "need sammiches" I'm not jealous & I don't think all women smaller than me look hungry. Just the cracked out ones.
I want the chef basket! 2 chef baskets & the ever lasting knife only 14.99! If I call now there's free shipping omg! infomercials
The ugliest girls ever did the strip off :( and a crack whore who wanted a sammich.. won.. a dildo..

Saturday, February 26, 2011

I LOVE wasting my time
I loce wasting my time
I just burned 155 calories in 30 minutes @ Planet Fitness
Bleh to this "snow"
Family Guy is awesome. If you agree, we have something in common. obviousFYI
Is not co-dependant and is not attracted to people whom are. FYI
Today I didn't mind being alone for a change.. goodnight internet :)

Friday, February 25, 2011

Things never cease to amaze me at work...
I'd rather be watching ball in a cup championships than womens soccer practice.
@elvisduran it's not a chatroom it's a party line...
Dear south side garbage men. Thank you for strewing our trash all around the area. We appreciate it!

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Dislikes it when ppl fake it to everyone in order to get something. Then when they get it their true self comes out :(

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

They say you can't polish a turd. Are they sure? Have they tried?
Dinner. Steak & green beans :)
Dinner. Steak & green beans :)
Met the cutest old man today when I took my purse in to get it repaired. He talked and talked :) cheap rates tho on zipper & leather repair. C&J Leather.
Thinking of getting a membership to Planet Fitness. Their 1$ monthly promo ends tonight. Then after that its 10$ a month. Or 20$ if I want unlimited tanning :D
Dear guys. You can't pimp it in a mini-van & please don't wink at me.. if you drive a mini-van. Your wife & kids won't appreciate that..
I recommend it for chicks who like some romance. Or for dudes who wanna make chicks happy. "I am Number 4". :D
"I am Number 4" started out exciting. Then was slow for a while. Got better w/some romance, sadness, and splashed in some action.
The ewast side smells like fart :(

Monday, February 21, 2011

At the doctor. Here's crossing my fingers that Primary Healthcare doesn't suck as bad as Broadlawns.

Sunday, February 20, 2011

Time to watch a bunch of Californication. Season 4 Episode 1. <3 David D showtime
FYI - dropping a droid phone on your toe hurts. I don't recommend it.

Saturday, February 19, 2011

Bleh. I actually don't feel like death today. This is good :)
4 ibuprofen. 2 tylenol. And 1 diphendyrdamine later. Goodnight internets. I see you tomorrow when I'm bored at work.
Well another day another beer bottle dropped on my head by some bar skank. Who does the "what what" and I have to intimidate her off. I hate bars.

Friday, February 18, 2011

Yazmine is a beautiful gal :)
The keg is dry!
Its only 11:10 and a girl already has her shoes off! Woot woot :)
Ho down!
7$ all you can drink uh oh! Its ok I set my alarn for work before I left!
This spanish translator cracks me up!
Es muy frio!
Yo quiero uno margarita por favor. Muy bien gracias. Y tu!
Its not my fault my droid phone uploads photos while your iphones sits there lazily...
I'm tryin to order a burrito loco, ese!
I'm tryin to order a burrito loco, ese!
Yay for sneaky stalkers <3
Learning about gender roles. Woo?
I dislike it when I'm getting something (groceries, pop, etc) and someone reaches through me to get something instead of waiting.
No more bridal talk on elvisduran plz
Graduation rates are really higher in Iowa than any other state? Sad for other states.
What happened the it being almost 70 yesterday? Eff this Iowa weather. Me no like 30 degrees :(
I'm glad I woke up 10 minutes earlier today. Damn I feel like crap and wanted to call in.
Dear twitter, thanks for ur entertainment & debauchery tonite. But its bedtime. Facebook, eff u, ur lucky I keep u around.

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Can't wait to go to Burlington to visit my fav people for my Birthday. I will get there on the 1th and leave on the 13th or 14th.
So. No make up. Sick with the flu. I get whistled at and called sexy. Hmmm. Yay?
Up an hour early! Shower time! :)
And on that note. I bid all my players good night. Its time for American Dad & Family Guy theywin youlose Thursday goodnight
Guys sit around talking about all these "hos" but we know they ain't surrounded by all these hos. They're just wannabe players ;)

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

1 Mucinex D. 2 Tylenol. 4 Ibuprofen. 1 Diphenhydramin. 1 Bottle of 7 Up. Eff this flu!
Good day off. Nothing accomplished, read some rants by idiots w/complexes on twitter & watched a lot of tv. Sucks having the flu.
vh1 rupauldragrace omg carmen carrera mm hmm there's a reason she always win :)
I hate asking ppl questions & they don't respond :( If I text a question, reply! If I email a question, reply! If the answer is no I'll live.

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Dear internets... I'm tired and sickly... please make it so I wake up feeling better tomorrow... thanks... goodnight :)
Sometimes when people talk to me I ignore them. Other times when I talk to people and they ignore me. I get pissy :)
I too now know what it sounds like when a donkey climaxes. Hee haw trutv
Oh now its a fake orgasm contest? Haha! trutv
Nothing like watching a bunch of hispanics (I think) beat each other up and the ref flogging them with a feather.. trutv
What's more annoying than an apple addict BEFORE iphone was with Verizon? One after :( applesucks
Trutv has a bisexual underwear modeling show on hehe
I'm gonna have to step it up before my Birthday and maybe work out or something lol. Maybe I'll work on drinking less first? Cuz I don't know if I can work out.
Weighed myself today because I thought I had gained some weight. Yep. I have :(
Damn G I Joes always ruining my good squirrel fun!
Damn G I Joes always ruining my good squirrel fun!
tokenblacksquirrel
Oh and here's a black squirrel just to prove I'm not racist tokenblacksquirrel
Osama Bin Squirrel!
Osama Bin Squirrel!
Followed by machine gun squirrel
Followed by machine gun squirrel
Bring on the squirrels! Starting with squirrels & light sabers :D
Bring on the squirrels! Starting with squirrels & light sabers :D
Goodnight interwebs. Looking forward to the 15th. No whiny posts about VD ;) andddd pay day betches!
Oooh on my note of going to bed.. guess who got a dozen roses for VD? Lol yep me :) I also got a cold but who's taking that many notes...

Monday, February 14, 2011

Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't have so many whore friends. But I just think whores are more fun.. lol
Happy Valentines Day. Livin it right :D
Happy Valentines Day. Livin it right :D
Tonights Valentines Day plans consist of me taking a longgggg nap... :)
For Des Moines being so big. It sure feels pretty small sometimes. Maybe moving wouldn't be such a bad idea...
I sometimes feel people stalk my friends out so I will opt to have less friends than risk association with stalkers...
Haha for apple peoples ;) http://ping.fm/Xzi96 apple mac
They say she needs to slow down.. the baddest thing around town.. she's nothing like a girl you've ever seen before.. nothing you can compare to your neighborhood whore..
Oh hot damn. This is my jam. Keep me partying til the AM.

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Just like my nano she's shuffling and I'm lovin it...
Peter & Brian goes to AA :)
F- the grammys. I'd rather watch family guy.
Who's singing? Christina Aguilera, Jennifer Hudson and? ? Lol. grammy kcci
Had a great weekend. Friday was great (aside of the druggie who tried to steal my phone and the fact that the workers at Le Boi didn't care). But the awesome show at the Garden on Sat & my wonderful company made up for it :D
Whyh can't Kim be a real pop star? You think you are and you're not either... realhousewives bravo
I have decided that the Real Housewives or Atlanta really look like some fierce drag queens :) bravo
You don't have to pull every drag trick every single time? What! rupauldragrace
Manilla DeVille rupauldragrace
Me again 2/11/11
Me again 2/11/11
Me again
Me again
More of me on 2/11/11
More of me on 2/11/11
How many stds are katy perry & russell brand swapping now? guesstimates anyone?
More House of Love 2/12/11 @ the Garden
More House of Love 2/12/11 @ the Garden
2/12/11 @ the Garden
2/12/11 @ the Garden
Madison Cavalier again 2/12/11 @ the Garden
Madison Cavalier again 2/12/11 @ the Garden
Madison Cavalier 2/12/11 @ the Garden
Madison Cavalier 2/12/11 @ the Garden
More House of Love. Why don't they do more shows.. not just for Valentine's Day anymore ladies! 2/12/11 @ the Garden
More House of Love. Why don't they do more shows.. not just for Valentine's Day anymore ladies! 2/12/11 @ the Garden
Yazmine 2/12/11 @ the Garden
Yazmine 2/12/11 @ the Garden
Yazmine. I think she's my new fav :)
Yazmine. I think she's my new fav :)
Yazmine 2/12/11 @ the Garden
Yazmine 2/12/11 @ the Garden
Let's get totally leotarded! Yeah!
ConDRAGulations...
More Yazmine 2/12/11 @ the Garden
More Yazmine 2/12/11 @ the Garden
More of Yazmine 2/12/11 @ the Garden
More of Yazmine 2/12/11 @ the Garden
Yazmine :) 2/12/11 @ the Garden
Yazmine :) 2/12/11 @ the Garden
More of House of Love @ the Garden 2/12/11
More of House of Love @ the Garden 2/12/11
2/12/11 House of Love @ The Garden. What an amazing show!
2/12/11 House of Love @ The Garden. What an amazing show!
RuPaul Drag Race! Vh1 has good shows sometimes :)
2/12/11 Seven Love @ the Garden
2/12/11 Seven Love @ the Garden
2/12/11 me & Jen @ the Garden.. for the past 4-5 YEARS the Garden has had House of Love and they're amazing!
2/12/11 me & Jen @ the Garden.. for the past 4-5 YEARS the Garden has had House of Love and they're amazing!
Me 2/12/11
Me 2/12/11
2/11/11 Tyona @ Le Boi
2/11/11 Tyona @ Le Boi
@ Le Boi 2/11/11 Tyona
@ Le Boi 2/11/11 Tyona
Another @ Le Boi 2/11/11
Another @ Le Boi 2/11/11
@ Le Boi 2/11/11
@ Le Boi 2/11/11
Me again 2/11/11
Me again 2/11/11
Me getting ready 2/11/11
Me getting ready 2/11/11
Me 2/11/11
Me 2/11/11
Nibbler again
Nibbler again
Nibbler
Nibbler
*yawn* what a great weekend. Can't wait to go through my pics and put em all up! I gots so many!
Omfg I can't do it!
Dislike!

Saturday, February 12, 2011

Wondering if I should text them again or just assume they're dead and find a replacement. Advice? :)
Ever text someone a question they don't reply to then 2 days later text them again with no reply. Then its a week later and still NOTHING?
Real Housewives of Atlanta. If I saw any of these women wandering around here i'd think there were just any other ghetto bitch. justsayin
I has found the key!
I has found the key!
puppies,pets,dogs,toocute
My #1 lady :) puppies pets dogs toocute
My puppy Nibbler
My puppy Nibbler
Locked from the inside :(
Locked from the inside :(
Omg I got this crest prohealth and its the shiz.. it makes my teeth feel so friggin clean! I recommend it!
Crackwhore just tried to pocket my phone while I was dancing. I caught her hand & said hey can I have my phone back.. lol

Friday, February 11, 2011

They say god is a DJ
Snookie has the "I wanna fuck an oompa loompa appeal"
I'm lovin that sushi! Mm mm
But tonight I'm lovin you. Oh oh. To know that tonight I'm lovin you. Oh oh.
And last of me..  2/11/11
And last of me.. 2/11/11
Me yet again...
Me yet again...
Me again 2/11/11
Me again 2/11/11
Heading out...
Heading out...
Boys are stinky. And mouthy.

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Potential new dating site... christianmingle.com ? Lol

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

I really need to save more money so I can invest in a new laptop. I want to get back to graphic design and trolling twitter more!

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Glitter!
The bathroom at the Saddle smells like pickles. Do I want to know why?
Just got hit on by a 61 year old guy who says "you should do me" and I really said "ew no" and made a face...
Yea high score of 88 :D
I don't care if I ever see you again. In a month I won't remember you.
Finally home. Contemplating tanning but it's so cold outside and so nice in my room :)
I feel like if someone's day at work can be ruined within the first 5 mins of them being there & cause them to go into a rage fit.. they should find a new job
Passive agressive people = shit
So fucking glad I'm off work :D
Oh happy Tuesday. I think every night I should take sleepy meds to drown out my loud roomies. I slept fantastically :) P.S. day off tomorrow!
drag,queen,glbt,desmoines,iowa
Cher impersonator (Candi Lane) at the Garden last weekend drag queen glbt desmoines iowa
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Last weekend @ the Garden drag diva queen glbt desmoines iowa
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Last weekend @ the Garden glbt desmoines iowa drag
Another of the awesome queens at the Garden last weekend
Another of the awesome queens at the Garden last weekend
Cher impersonator & her back up divas at the Garden last weekend
Cher impersonator & her back up divas at the Garden last weekend
Cher impersonator @ the Garden last weekend
Cher impersonator @ the Garden last weekend