:( I hate the winter blues and I hate being so lonely all the time. No one wants to hang out with someone throwing their own personal pity party so it makes sense..

If anybody asked me what I'm doing here I don't think I'd have an answer that was very clear. This isn't how I envisioned my life out to be though I don't think I'm miserable, I'm far from happy. The mundane routine of people coming and going, with me in the middle all the while never knowing. I often sit and ponder if this is my reality. I don't know what I want but I know I need a change, before this monotony makes me go insane. (A poem written by me, Miranda)

Not sure why I've suddenly started receiving Maxim but ok... lol...

So tried to make my car payment and website won't let me (they're updating it) then I called and due to the high volume of calls they hung up on me. I don't know how I feel about Ally but it's not good.

Another of Oscar doing Steph's hair. First time it had ever been straightened! *gasp* lol

Oscar doing Steph's hair

One of Oscar

Champagne again. I loved this outfit :) @ Le Boi

The fabulous Tyona @ Le Boi

The lovely queen Champagne @ Le Boi

On my way...

Weird face!

Myself and the lovely ladies at the Garden :D

I'm pimpin? @ the Garden lol

I just loved her shirt. That's why I put my dollar there :) @ the Garden

Me giving more dollar tips :D @ the Garden

Sometimes they'll lay down cuz they're so sleepy.. then I still give em a dollar. She earned it! @ the Garden

Sometimes I might give em a kiss ;) @ the Garden

I liked this outfit. So here's another dollar for you :D @ the Garden

I like to give em dollars too ;) @ the Garden

Another gorgeous gal at the Garden

This one has some attitude, watch out! ;) @ the Garden

This is a great outfit for her @ the Garden

What a great shot of her @ the Garden.

Loved this one too @ the Garden

What a great outfit on her @ the Garden

So many lovely queens at the Garden...

Oscar, Steph, and myself :)

Cheese!

Look at Steph spending her money on the queens :)

Hmmmm me @ the Garden

Who me? At the Garden ;)

Another :)

Another queen at the Garden

One of the lovely queens at the Garden

It's good to be home. And making some din-din..

I'm constipated.. like I don't give a shit ;) hehe

Watching "Cyrus" :)

:( bored & lonely

Yummy!

Delicious pile of buffet food with a shrimp garnish staring at me ;) and you :)

How would I feel if I were surrounded by 300 lb ladies?

Drag Queens!

Oh glorious day!

Yay off work :) Looking forward to this weekend :)

Close that window. You're letting all the stank out! ;)

Insanity is doing the same thing over and over but expecting different results. Consider me insane if you didn't already because I do this regularly.

Damn I look good :)

Soggy cereal ruins everything :(

Yay so excited to spend my Wednesday night alone!! (Not)

Mileage

Tired of not being happy. About to stop everything and go back to what I know even though it's failed time and time again. Sometimes failure can be happiness.

I don't think I should tan today but I kind of want to...

I would have to say "Season of the Witch" was a decent movie. Even after the ticket woman stated it got very poor reviews & let us know if we didn't like it within a half hour we could get a coupin to see another movie free.

So I finally broke down and rented "Eat, Pray, Love" and I'm glad I did. Such a good movie. Though it only makes me smite men more. Why do none ask me on their boat to run away? Hmmmm! Lol

Dislikes fake people!!

Won tickets to the Funny Bone this Weds (7:30pm show) its "the midnight swinger" he brings high energy vegas style stuffs. Anyone want to go reply.

Drank an Acai Berry fruit juice. That shit smells nasty and tastes pretty much as bad. I don't recommend it!

Dear Taylor Swift.. you're no CoverGirl and that's a shitty perm. Perms aren't back in style :( icky perm icky

Felt like shit today. Then felt worse each time I had to go outside at work to do meds at the other house. We really need a Segway. I feel better now being home, showered, medded up, and in my bed :)

Just coughed up something green. And it was gross :(

Gonna cut the bad out of my life one bit at a time. So if you find yourself being ignored, dropping off my fb, and forgotten.. consider yourself a bit of bad cut off :)

I'm seeing a lot of photoshopped pics up here on fb. I know what you look like in reals lifes lol. Stop playin :D

1,000 ways to die always cheers me up when I'm grouchy :) it pleases me to watch idiots die idiotically lol...

People other than me. And maybe some of my girl friends.. suck.. yea you heard me, you suck..

Dislikes not being able to talk...

So left a message with H&R block on not doing taxes (can barely talk and told them so) also told them I didn't want to talk lol so they call back wanting to talk to me more! Rude!

I hate it when I wakt up in the morning and someone is already in the shower. Cause when I wake up I have to pee and now I gotta wait a long time :(

Shitty movie. But good company. Staff at Blockbuster were high when watching "virginity hit" and high when recommending it. Please don't waste your time. Boo hiss :(

Oh the never ending battle for soft 2-ply toilet paper continues...

Video on hurricane katrina new orleans stuffs with vietnamese people made me sad. Discussion after the fact made me sleepy.

Yes my minions.. make blankets faster.. tie tie..

Is tired of certain people and their bullshit. And is tired of myself and my own bullshit. Does that make sense? Lol

Dislikes ....

Lonely :( Damn the dog & cat for not keeping me better company...

Gonna skip tanning today. Napping is more important. I'll tan tomorrow :)

Nap time. Then tanning :D

Pic!

Country omelet & cinnastax pancakes!

I mean "Eff FB chat!" Sorry for those who don't appreciate the language (no not really sorry lol)

Fuck FB chat!

Ugh!

When are the dollar or free skate nights? Anyone know? I went a while back but forgot lol

I only post vulgar things due to my family not sending me to finishing school. If you'd like to donate money to my finishing school funds please sent to ...

More Gordman's good times. No beavers died in process of making this delightful head warmer.

Fun @ Gordman's. No bunnies were harmed.

Just noticed I have 11 people on my blocked list. All excluding one I've met from the internet. It's a sign. If people can't make friends in real life, they're not worth it :(

Dislikes bipolar people. If u tell me u want to do something on the weekend when I ask u on MON don't act like I'm a moron on FRI when I check to see if u still want to. And don't think you're the only person entitled to a RUDE opinion. You're not. So am I. And I have more practice at being a rude bitch... ;)

Dislikes it when people leave me hangin.. bleh

Omg so tired. I'm gonna sleep good tonight :) nite nite FB land & internetz stalkers lol

Yay home. Sleep soon to work tomorrow. Looking forward to 4pm tomorrow. Off work and then on to a weekend off and of better things to do.

Slammin Salmon es muy bien. And tonight was a good night :)

Pussy wine?

The Social Network. Not as exciting as the previews made it out to be. Glad I waited til it was on DVD.

Phyllis Johnson: Asking if everyone could please put this as your status for one hour if you or someone you love has or had cancer. Our prayer is that in 2011, a cure will be found! Will you post it for just one hour? In memory of every cancer patient that has lost their battle or is currently fighting! You ALL are our HERO'S... In honor of Dillyn!!! ♥

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Wished all my exes were buried in Texas so they'd leave me the fuck alone! (Pretty sure if they were buried in Iowa they'd haunt me somehow)

Annoyed and grouchy. Not just because of Verizon. I need to go tan :D

Verizon is lame. It's a good thing they're getting the iphone. They have a hard enough time retaining customers as it is. They need something new & shiny to help!

Suggestion. Don't watch "Craigs list Killer" its not even worth it being free.

Shhhh movie time!

So I sang country songs the whole way home from work driving 70mph and I didn't get any tickets. Yay. Tonight is going to be a good night!

So I had a dream I was in school again. And living with my mom. Had my current dog & cat. (Well I had an old lady dog like a yorkie). And my mom only let us pack enough to move then wouldn't help me carry it. Then little kids were stealing my boots. Then I forgot my make up so I refused to go to school ;) just like old times... heeh

I miss watching this show. Lol http://ping.fm/z52AE

http://ping.fm/dmceF Yea, faint goats, faint! Hehehe

All State's commercials are thee bestest ;)

I love it when my phone decides I need to restart it for some reason or another. Motorola Devour phones are the devil!

I wish my hair would stay curly. Why is it that people with straight hair want it curly and people with curly hair want it straight? Lol

I need to get contacts so I can see w/o my glasses

A week or so ago. Again...

A week or so ago...

I wonder if the Last Exorcism will be any better? Let's find out!

The Love Ranch. An odd movie about a brothel and a boxer. With a semi decent ending that mainly pissed me off. But I suppose when things are based on true stories, you'll have that.

Grrrr @ finding a new hobby

Tostitos y sasla con queso es muy tastio :)

Gossip!

Heading to work soonly. Bleh. I don't want to go today :( I wish I had a clone.. but thinking about that, my clone wouldn't have my phone lol..

So sleepy. Goodnight facebook :)

Miranda is 200$ richer and one piece of shit car lighter :D

Home from work and time to shower away the stink of the day :)

Does anyone know anything about the schedules or have the web addy to the YmCA in Clive? (On 8th/73rd)

$30 for Mani-Pedi at Finesse Spa Salon ($64 Value) in Ames

http://ping.fm/uye05

Dumb people annoy me. Whatever happened to survival of the fittest? The world would be so much better with it :(

Goodnight internets. Today was a good day. I'm hoping Weds is just as good if not better :D

I wish I were a mermaid. Seriously. Water is amazing. Showers are my fav. I want to go swimming like, yesterday!

I thought I told ya that we won't stop, I thought I told ya that we won't stop...

Its gangster because I'm on it :)

Just passed a guy laying in the middle of the road on E. 14th who may or may not have been run over. Did not stop but did call it in :(

I don't condone shows like "Bait Car" I feel that's entrapment and shows like that shouldn't exist. I also don't think cops should bait ppl like that, its wrong.

I love repo shows. I hope I'm not ever in one lol

Dislikes dealing with people who disagree or argue simply because they dislike me.. not because they actually disagree with me.. its childish..

Heard Bow Wow or Chris Brown may put Snookie in one of their vids.. god I hope not.. next she'll be singing lol!

My tanning for Christmas is the bestestes :)

Doesn't like it when ppl try charging me more due to "cost of living increase" when that persons gas, water, electric, trash, cable, etc.. did NOT increase..

Roommates suck and they're evil devil incarnates!

Blah. Can't fall asleep :( House isn't helping :(

Good night internets.

Tron 3D. Great movie. But I don't think the 3D was needed.. it would have been great without, I didn't notice any awesomeness due to it. But great movie none the less.

Happy New Years Betches! I resolve to get a new job, make more money, make my 12 car payments (started off with 1 already), and go to the dentist :D

Zach & Miri make a Porno. Hilarious.

Got kicked out of Heroes cuz of an anorexic jealous bar skank. Advise only ugly people to go to Heroes...