Syfy has my vampire fix :)

Got approached by perfume sales people outside. All I could think was "ahh they're gonna make me pass out so they can rob me"

40 minutes on the bike and 208 calories burned :)

People shouldn't make me wait. I'm not patient and I shouldn't have to wait. That's not how it works.

Thank you fucking phone for deleting ALL of my text messages. You're the best. I can't wait to replace your lame ass with a new phone.